The colon can be used to:
- present a list
- amplify a statement (“Guess what: it’s colon time”)
- introduce a quote
- separate numerals when indicating time (“Guess what: it’s 4:00”)
- inject some easy poop humor into an otherwise boring English class
It’s well known that, of all the punctuation marks, English teachers are most anal about the colon.
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