Homer & Apu (Medley) Lyrics
[LISA, spoken]
I think what my father's saying is you're like a member of the family now.
[APU, spoken]
I feel that way too, you see...
(sung)
Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to
Or a geodesic dome
There's no structure I have been to
Which I'd rather call my home
When I first arrived, you were all such jerks
But now I've come to lo-ooove your quirks
Maggie with her eyes so bright
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright
Lisa can philosophise, Bart's adept at spinning lies
Homer's a delightful fella, sorry 'bout the salmonella
[HOMER, spoken]
Heh heh, that's OK.
[APU]
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Now here's the tricky part
Oh, won't you rhyme with me?
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
I think what my father's saying is you're like a member of the family now.
[APU, spoken]
I feel that way too, you see...
(sung)
Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to
Or a geodesic dome
There's no structure I have been to
Which I'd rather call my home
When I first arrived, you were all such jerks
But now I've come to lo-ooove your quirks
Maggie with her eyes so bright
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright
Lisa can philosophise, Bart's adept at spinning lies
Homer's a delightful fella, sorry 'bout the salmonella
[HOMER, spoken]
Heh heh, that's OK.
[APU]
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Now here's the tricky part
Oh, won't you rhyme with me?
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
[MARGE]
Their floors are stick-E-Mart
[LISA]
They made Dad sick-E-Mart
[BARY]
Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart
[HOMER]
The Kwik-E-Mart is real... d'oh!
[ALL]
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
[APU]
Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[ALL]
Forget the Kwik-E-Mart
Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
[APU]
Not me
Their floors are stick-E-Mart
[LISA]
They made Dad sick-E-Mart
[BARY]
Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart
[HOMER]
The Kwik-E-Mart is real... d'oh!
[ALL]
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
[APU]
Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[ALL]
Forget the Kwik-E-Mart
Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
[APU]
Not me
[HOMER, spoken]
Everything really wrapped up nicely. Hmm, much quicker than usual.
[MARGE, spoken]
I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it.
[HOMER, spoken]
And we all found happiness. Every one of us.
Hey, what's that sound?
[APU]
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
I do
[HOMER, spoken]
Hey, he's not happy at all. He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!
Everything really wrapped up nicely. Hmm, much quicker than usual.
[MARGE, spoken]
I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it.
[HOMER, spoken]
And we all found happiness. Every one of us.
Hey, what's that sound?
[APU]
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
I do
[HOMER, spoken]
Hey, he's not happy at all. He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!
About
Genius Annotation
“Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart?” is a song from the TV show, The Simpsons. It is sung by the character Apu Nahasapeemapetilon in the episode titled Homer and Apu. The song was also nominated for an Emmy in 1994.
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