scientifically proven means nothing in etymology
@stephen_j_p already explained why that isn’t true.
@ewokABdevito , I think you might be interested in Derrida – he does have a lot of interesting ideas about puns and things, and he would tend to sympathize with your views on linguistics. You sound like you’ve already read him, so maybe I’m preaching to the choir.
I’m afraid I think it’s all great bosh, but more power to you if it’s your thing.
I am interested in more, er, traditional linguistics/philology, though my education in the field is limited. Just not sure yet if/how it’s practical to explore it on the site.