Best/Worst Puns

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October 28th, 2013

Did you hear the about the court case where the man was tried for killing the man by making him slip on a banana?

It was overturned on appeal!
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What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?

White Vans!

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Did you hear about the man who got the left side of his body cut off?

He’s all right now.

October 28th, 2013

October 28th, 2013

I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but it’s coming back to me now.

October 28th, 2013

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

October 28th, 2013

Oh man you guys I was so excited about puns I entered 10 of my best into a pun contest thinking at least one would win for sure but NO PUN IN TEN DID

October 28th, 2013

Person: Did you hit it yet?
Me: She’s not a punching bag, man. That’s not what I MET HER FOR.

October 28th, 2013

October 29th, 2013

@dalmo Cyanide and Happiness is GOAT.

October 29th, 2013

Ask beavis, I get nothing BUT HEAD

October 29th, 2013

“Start a fight club, Brad re-PITT-ation.”

October 29th, 2013

What’s the difference between illegal and unlawful?

Illegal is a sick bird.

October 29th, 2013

“We blazing – Nicki, what you think?/We got two White Russians and we also need some drinks"Sent from my iPhone

October 29th, 2013

Haha, you guys are so punny

Found this one on some other site:

Why didn’t Pharaoh let the Israelites go into the wilderness after the first six plagues?

He was in de Nile.

October 29th, 2013

Speaking of Pharaoh… Pharaoh’s daughter was the Bible’s first financial investor. She went down to the banks and withdrew a little prophet.

October 30th, 2013

October 30th, 2013