What a well-chosen and foreboding adjective

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Ya don’t say?!

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I KEEP TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES BY HAVING A DAUGHTER

His daughter seems to hate Cruz, too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIuhdfmCzdI

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This is from Victor Hugo’s novel Les Misérables, better known in its musical / film incarnation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFEkErGUjCU

The original phrase is Mourir d’amour, c’est en vivre. Would’ve been awesome if Cruz read this out instead. For the lolz.

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Lol at this phrase

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If I’m using “shade” right (s/o Paris Is Burning) I believe this is a decent, if obvious shade: Trump does not represent the principles of the GOP.

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I AM IN A HETEROSEXUAL CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE 4 REELZ

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This happened on June 19th, almost a month ago, but whatevs. I found this pretty comical—it’s sort of like where villains in wrestling and similar spectators come out and diss the local sports team to desperately try to get people to hate them, except in reverse, because everyone hates Cruz and he has to take desperate measures for any kind of goodwill.

http://www.theonion.com/article/ted-cruz-skyrockets-polls-after-head-permanently-s-52455

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Weird to hear the writer here use “progressive” when Yiannopoulos uses “regressive” to refer to the left a couple of grafs later

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