Apr. 29, 20141 viewer
A NEW REALITY SHOW CALLED: Lyrics
A new reality show called Is this it where people do things for the first time and think is this it.
A new reality show called I’m single in which a person sleeps with a body pillow, buys eggs in half-dozen containers, and doesn’t bother brushing their teeth before bed.
A new reality show called Did I lock my front door in which people look vaguely confused for a few seconds before remembering whether or not they locked their front door.
A new reality show called Is it okay to eat this in which people read the expiration dates of various foods in their fridge and smell them suspiciously.
A new reality show called I wish I didn’t have to pee that consists of people lying down comfortably in bed and then suddenly having to pee.
A new reality show called All I want to do is sit down in which people work jobs that require standing for a long periods of time for low wages.
A new reality show called I’m single in which a person sleeps with a body pillow, buys eggs in half-dozen containers, and doesn’t bother brushing their teeth before bed.
A new reality show called Did I lock my front door in which people look vaguely confused for a few seconds before remembering whether or not they locked their front door.
A new reality show called Is it okay to eat this in which people read the expiration dates of various foods in their fridge and smell them suspiciously.
A new reality show called I wish I didn’t have to pee that consists of people lying down comfortably in bed and then suddenly having to pee.
A new reality show called All I want to do is sit down in which people work jobs that require standing for a long periods of time for low wages.
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