Parliamentary Oscillators
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Parliamentary Oscillators Lyrics
Almost awake? Why, what is this, and whence,
 O ye right loyal men, all undefiléd?
Sure, 'tis not possible that Common-Sense
 Has hitch'd her pullies to each heavy eye-lid?
Yet wherefore else that start, which discomposes
 The drowsy waters lingering in your eye?
And are you really able to descry
 That precipice three yards beyond your noses?
Yet flatter you I cannot, that your wit
 Is much improved by this long loyal dozing;
And I admire, no more than Mr. Pitt,
 Your jumps and starts of patriotic prosing—
Now cluttering to the Treasury Cluck, like chicken,
 Now with small beaks the ravenous Bill opposing;
With serpent-tongue now stinging, and now licking,
 Now semi-sibilant, now smoothly glozing—
Now having faith implicit that he can't err,
 Hoping his hopes, alarm'd with his alarms;
And now believing him a sly inchanter,
 Yet still afraid to break his brittle charms,
Lest some mad Devil suddenly unhamp'ring,
 Slap-dash! the imp should fly off with the steeple,
On revolutionary broom-stick scampering.—
 O ye soft-headed and soft-hearted people,
 O ye right loyal men, all undefiléd?
Sure, 'tis not possible that Common-Sense
 Has hitch'd her pullies to each heavy eye-lid?
Yet wherefore else that start, which discomposes
 The drowsy waters lingering in your eye?
And are you really able to descry
 That precipice three yards beyond your noses?
Yet flatter you I cannot, that your wit
 Is much improved by this long loyal dozing;
And I admire, no more than Mr. Pitt,
 Your jumps and starts of patriotic prosing—
Now cluttering to the Treasury Cluck, like chicken,
 Now with small beaks the ravenous Bill opposing;
With serpent-tongue now stinging, and now licking,
 Now semi-sibilant, now smoothly glozing—
Now having faith implicit that he can't err,
 Hoping his hopes, alarm'd with his alarms;
And now believing him a sly inchanter,
 Yet still afraid to break his brittle charms,
Lest some mad Devil suddenly unhamp'ring,
 Slap-dash! the imp should fly off with the steeple,
On revolutionary broom-stick scampering.—
 O ye soft-headed and soft-hearted people,
If you can stay so long from slumber free,
 My muse shall make an effort to salute 'e:
For lo! a very dainty simile
 Flash'd sudden through my brain, and 'twill just suit 'e!
You know that water-fowl that cries, Quack! Quack!?
 Full often have I seen a waggish crew
Fasten the Bird of Wisdom on its back,
 The ivy-haunting bird, that cries, Tu-whoo!
Both plung'd together in the deep mill-stream,
 (Mill-stream, or farm-yard pond, or mountain-lake,)
Shrill, as a Church and Constitution scream,
 Tu-whoo! quoth Broad-face, and down dives the Drake!
The green-neck'd Drake once more pops up to view,
 Stares round, cries Quack! and makes an angry pother;
Then shriller screams the Bird with eye-lids blue,
 The broad-faced Bird! and deeper dives the other.
Ye quacking Statesmen! 'tis even so with you—
 One Peasecod is not liker to another.
Even so on Loyalty's Decoy-pond, each
 Pops up his head, as fir'd with British blood,
Hears once again the Ministerial screech,
 And once more seeks the bottom's blackest mud!
 My muse shall make an effort to salute 'e:
For lo! a very dainty simile
 Flash'd sudden through my brain, and 'twill just suit 'e!
You know that water-fowl that cries, Quack! Quack!?
 Full often have I seen a waggish crew
Fasten the Bird of Wisdom on its back,
 The ivy-haunting bird, that cries, Tu-whoo!
Both plung'd together in the deep mill-stream,
 (Mill-stream, or farm-yard pond, or mountain-lake,)
Shrill, as a Church and Constitution scream,
 Tu-whoo! quoth Broad-face, and down dives the Drake!
The green-neck'd Drake once more pops up to view,
 Stares round, cries Quack! and makes an angry pother;
Then shriller screams the Bird with eye-lids blue,
 The broad-faced Bird! and deeper dives the other.
Ye quacking Statesmen! 'tis even so with you—
 One Peasecod is not liker to another.
Even so on Loyalty's Decoy-pond, each
 Pops up his head, as fir'd with British blood,
Hears once again the Ministerial screech,
 And once more seeks the bottom's blackest mud!
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- 2.Dura Navis
- 6.Julia
- 8.The Nose
- 9.To the Muse
- 11.Life
- 12.Progress of Vice
- 14.An Invocation
- 15.Anna and Harland
- 17.Pain
- 20.Genevieve
- 24.Honour
- 25.On Imitation
- 26.Inside the Coach
- 27.Devonshire Roads
- 28.Music
- 30.Absence
- 31.Happiness
- 32.A Wish
- 36.Ode
- 43.The Rose
- 44.Kisses
- 45.The Gentle Look
- 49.To Fortune
- 50.Perspiration
- 51.Ave, Atque Vale!
- 52.On Bala Hill
- 57.To Lesbia
- 61.The Sigh
- 62.The Kiss
- 63.To a Young Lady
- 65.To Miss Brunton
- 67.Pantisocracy
- 69.Elegy
- 70.The Faded Flower
- 71.The Outcast
- 72.Domestic Peace
- 75.To a Young Ass
- 80.Burke
- 81.Priestley
- 82.La Fayette
- 83.Koskiusko
- 84.Pitt
- 86.Mrs. Siddons
- 90.To Lord Stanhope
- 91.To Earl Stanhope
- 93.To an Infant
- 95.Pity
- 100.The Eolian Harp
- 102.The Silver Thimble
- 104.Religious Musings
- 109.Verses
- 126.The Dungeon
- 128.Parliamentary Oscillators
- 129.Christabel
- 130.Lines to W. L.
- 132.Frost at Midnight
- 133.France: An Ode.
- 137.Fears in Solitude
- 138.The Three Graves
- 140.To ——
- 143.Hexameters
- 148.On a Cataract
- 149.Tell’s Birth-Place
- 151.From the German
- 152.Water Ballad
- 158.Names
- 159.The Devil’s Thoughts
- 161.Westphalian Song
- 163.Hymn to the Earth
- 164.Mahomet
- 166.A Christmas Carol
- 169.The Keepsake
- 171.The Mad Monk
- 173.A Stranger Minstrel
- 174.Alcaeus to Sappho
- 176.The Snow-drop.
- 178.Ode to Tranquillity
- 179.To Asra
- 180.The Second Birth
- 181.Love’s Sanctuary
- 185.The Good, Great Man
- 187.An Ode to the Rain
- 188.A Day-dream
- 191.The Pains of Sleep
- 192.The Exchange
- 193.Ad Vilmum Axiologum
- 194.An Exile
- 195.Sonnet
- 196.Phantom
- 197.A Sunset
- 198.What is Life
- 200.Separation
- 201.The Rash Conjurer
- 204.Farewell to Love
- 206.An Angel Visitant
- 208.To Two Sisters
- 209.Psyche
- 210.A Tombless Epitaph
- 211.For a Market-clock
- 213.The Visionary Hope
- 221.The Night-scene
- 222.A Hymn
- 225.Song. From Zapolya
- 228.To Nature
- 229.Limbo
- 230.Ne Plus Ultra
- 231.The Knight’s Tomb
- 232.On Donne’s Poetry
- 233.Israel’s Lament
- 236.Youth and Age
- 238.First Advent of Love
- 242.Song
- 243.A Character
- 244.The Two Founts
- 248.Homeless
- 252.To Mary Pridham
- 254.Love’s Burial-place
- 256.Cologne
- 260.To Miss A. T.
- 264.Not at Home
- 266.Desire
- 267.Charity in Thought
- 269.[Coeli Enarrant.]
- 270.Reason
- 271.Self-knowledge
- 272.Forbearance
- 276.Epitaph
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