Mike Lazzo: Ratings are through the roof, bitches! We're fixing to renew, y'all.

Matthew: Thats what the fuck I'm talking about!

Keith Crofford: [turns to face camera] But at what cost?

Mike: You say something, Keith?

Keith: No, no I didn't say anything.

[Zombie Seth smashes through window and starts to eat Keith's brains]

Keith: Arrrrggghhh!!!!!!

Mike: Gravy corn bread!

Matthew: Holy fucking ass-crackers!

[Mike and Matthew run towards the elevator, zombies chasing]

Mike: Oh, fuck!

Matthew: [repeatedly pushing the elevator button] Come on, come on, commmeee onnnnn...

Mike: What are we going to do?

Matthew: I've got an idea. [pushes Mike into the zombies]

Mike: Oh, I guess Robot Chicken's cancelled! [eaten by zombies]

Matthew: [jumps in elevator] Oh, shit, I should of thought about that.

[Matthew exits elevator, approaches exit, tries locked door.]

Matthew: NO!

[Cut to zombies in elevator. Cut back to Matthew.]

Matthew: No!!!

[Zombies exit elevator. Matthew picks up cell phone, holding upside down; cell reads "WOW"]

Matthew: Wow! Oh wait.

[Matthew flips phone right side up; cell reads "MOM"]

Matthew: Oh, it's just Mom.

[Zombies begin dancing to cell phone ringtone. Ringtone ends.]

Matthew: No!!!!

[Zombies stop dancing, begin advancing towards Matthew]

Zombies: Braaaiinnns!!!

Matthew: L-Look at the new contract! We get health benefits! Oh no God, please don't eat my brains!

[Zombies Eat Matt. Cut to writer's room.]

[Zombies break into the writer's room, while Zombie Matt starts eating Mike Fasolo's brains.]

Mike Fasolo: (sighs) I was tired of living anyway.

Zombie Matthew: Yo, what do you guys want for lunch today?

Seth Green Zombie: Brains!

Doug Goldstein Zombie: Brains!

Mike Fasolo Zombie: Brains!

Tom Root Zombie: Brains.

Zombie Matthew: Brains, it is!

Mike Fasolo: Oh, Matt is awesome.

TO BE CONTINUED