XP€N$IV $H1T

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This song is the perfect example of Die Andwoord extremely fun satire. They have pushed the clichés of materialism bling bitches and money to the max and made a fun… Read More

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XP€N$IV $H1T Lyrics

[Intro: Ninja]
Mmm, you smell that?
You know what that smell is?
That's right, it's money!
Go ahead, rub your dick on that shit!

[Hook: Ninja]
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T

[Verse 1: Ninja]
Told my daddy I was gonna grow up to be
A superstar rapper making big money, know what I mean girl?
But my daddy told me I was living in a dream world
If I said "Yes dad" I wouldn't have my zef swag
Or fly round the whole fokken world gettin' jet lag
Gettin' bitten by the zef bug is the best drug
If I played it safe, I woulda never made it ever
Now every day in every way I get a little zeffer
No matter what you smoke, you'll never get as high as me
It's like a fat fuck you when these naaiers see
My big billboard up in NYC
Don't you wish your boyfriend was zef like me?
I'm the motherfuckin' greatest, suckers love to hate us
But I make these bitches submissive cause I'm a dominator
I'm mad musical, my rhymes are the tightest
That's why I tap beautiful designer vaginas

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[Hook: Ninja]
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T

I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru
Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal

[Hook 2: Yolandi]
Big money
Big money
Big money
Make my dreams come true

[Verse 2: Ninja]
Baby I'm an angel, sent from the dark side
Took my brush-cut to the next with peroxide
"Oh my god, that's such a fresh switch!"
Ja, whatever, just don't touch the hair bitch
Everybody's crying saying; "Hip-hops dead"
'til a white South African hip-hop head
Pops up on the scene sayin' "It's not dead!"
I'm here, can I get a fokken aah yeah?
Rappers looking at me like I just crawled out the drain
The underground got me bored out my brain
And this pop-rap bullshit all sound the same
God help you if I call out your name
From the dark side of the moon, I zoom outta the gloom
Doom doom! The room goes boom like a cartoon
The dark ravers has come, my mic-saber is on
Turn and tell your friend; "Yo this is my favourite song!"

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This song is the perfect example of Die Andwoord extremely fun satire. They have pushed the clichés of materialism bling bitches and money to the max and made a fun outrageous zef tune.

This ditty has genius lyrics from go to woe. “Rubbing his dick on expensive shit” starts out simply as a METAPHOR for having made it to the big time…. Then in the latter part of the song he is LITERALLY rubbing his dick on expensive things. A totally hilarious and unexpected twist.

And some of the examples he gives…. Not since 50 Cent’s “How to Rob” have we heard such disrespect aimed at music industry heavy hitters. eg. He rubs his dick on:

~~ P. Diddy’s caviar that was sitting unattended backstage.
~~ A babe’s Gucci sunglasses, while she was wearing them [he “stepped to her face”].
~~ A Lamborghini he spotted parked by the waterfront.
~~ Snoop Dogg’s gold-plated bong.

And not just goods – even things that can be exchanged for expensive SERVICES get a taste of his knob:

~~ Tickets for a Virgin Galactic flight into space.

Laffing my ass off.

Then right at the very end of the song he tweaks the main chorus lyrics, just once, to include a couple of random onomatopoeias: “I rub my tsss on expensive aaah” and then a funny bit of assonance: “I rub my wang on expensive thangs”.

That’s some Rudyard Kipling quality poetry, right there.