I sit down in a 15x15cm box for around 4 weeks
So that my body gets used to being cube shaped
Then I sit in the microwave
For around 5 minutes on full power
So that my blood goes up to around 78C...
After that I crawl back into the box
But this time a smaller box
Since all my limbs are soft and a bit warm
They are easier to squeeze into this 9x9cm square box...
I then pour lotion all over me and the box
And just sit there for a couple of days...
Smelling like lotion