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EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT CEREAL

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honestly i was never a huge fan of cereal

i like carbs a lot, i feel like i should enjoy cereal more than i do

cereal is one of the only carbs i can think of where the primary way to consume it involves soaking it in liquid

as a child we didn't but sugary cereal in the house, so my only childhood memories of cereal involved being disappointed that we were eating cereal for breakfast, because it wasn't sweet and i dont like milk very much

now when i eat cereal i use almond milk or soy milk or rice milk

i don't remember the last time i ate cereal

actually that was a lie, i do remember the last time i ate cereal. i ate an entire box of peanut butter cinnamon toast crunch the day i broke up with my ex-boyfriend for the ~3rd(?) time

the only cereal i currently have in my house is grape nuts

i once discovered that if you microwave grape nuts with a little milk and a little sugar then put some fruit in it, that tastes really good

i think peanut butter cinnamon toast crunch is my favorite cereal

right now i am stoned and craving cereal

the cereal craving subsided

cereal always seemed, to me, like something that teenage boys eat when they are growing. like, when someone says 'he's a growing boy!' i always imagine a skinny blonde boy binge eating cereal. i think thats what comes to mind because my brother was skinny and blonde when he was younger and i remember him eating a lot of cereal
theres a restaurant called 'flake' near where i live that has a cereal bar. its incredibly popular but seems like a really useless idea. they literally just pour cereal into big bowls and then you can use scoopers to like, mix the cereal in your bowl (its self serve). they also have a lot of different types of milk including coconut milk

i just imagined myself in a big room full of cereal and i am swimming in the cereal, scrooge mcduck style

i remember being really intrigued by advertisements for 'honey comb' cereal and 'frosted flakes' cereal

frosted flakes are more than good... they're great....

i've never eaten frosted flakes or honey combs

once at a sleep over in elementary school, in the morning, everyone ate that cereal thats like fruity pebbles but its chocolate and that cereal thats like tiny chocolate chip cookies but i didn't eat either because i hate the taste of chocolate and i am allergic to it. i ate toast instead

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January 1, 2014
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