Evolutionary biology was more for aspiring business writers, and she’s vegan.
The riff here is on Silicon Valley and libertarian venture capitalist amateur neuroscientists. Going back to the Ezra Koenig gimmick, Koenig wrote on his college blog Internet Vibes that he wanted to major in evolutionary biology when he first entered college. The Noreen character had elements of him at age 22, at least as described on the blog, and is also the age at which I discovered Internet Vibes through a friend who had just graduated from Columbia in his class.
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